The next port o’call fer P.ositive I.ndividuals R.ealizing A.ttributes T.o E.mpower S.ociety will be at Cap’n Jone’s Gasworks Gallery. Weigh anchor on August 4th at 8:00 p.m fer a yo, ho, ho, and a bottle o’fun. Just ask Cap’n One Nut – he’s always had a ball!
Pirates of The Caring Being will be standin’ on deck with one of Seattle’s Hottest Singles this comin’ Friday eve! Tis True! Grab yerself a copy of Seattle Metropolitan Magazine and lock yer deadlights on Cap’n Jones (Page 94). Aye! Ye’ll be wantin to get yerself an autograph now, while ye can, Mateys!
And if ye act smartly Pirate, ye might just plunder a a complimentary dish o’Gaaarghlic and Har, Har, Havarti Cheese Potatoes, sautéed in nothin’ but the finest Rum! Chase it down with a bit o’wine and music provided by Cap’n Jones. We’ll be keepin’ a lookout fer ye Mateys!
Fair Winds!
Cap’n One Nut & Capn’ Jacq